Please allow me to state
the fact that's widely known:
Girls are all ridiculous,
and all boys are just plain dumb.
He says he'll call tomorrow,
but he forgets and texts the next week.
She sits by the phone in sorrow,
only his texts to delete.
Girls always do just what they feel,
though they say the opposite of that.
All girls make things complicated,
and that is a proven fact.
Boys often flirt to no end,
and then just never make a move.
Boys often tend to lead girls on,
without any follow through.
Girls are all ridiculous,
and boys are just plain dumb--
often their two roles reverse,
adding greatly to the fun.
Girls, in nature, talk too much,
while boys will speak so rarely;
in conversation, little's said--
time wasted despairingly.
Girls send subtle signs and hints
that boys are too dense to catch--
thinking they can somehow help,
friends try to set up the match.
It is quite a wonder
how anything gets done,
as girls are just ridiculous,
and boys are just plain dumb.
