Girls are Ridiculous, Boys are Dumb

So it's 1:13 am and I'm stuck online... so pathetic of me! I hate the fact that I'm a huge night owl and stay up at late hours into the night and then expect to get up at 7:00am. My dream is to have this switch one day where I become a morning person and can enjoy the calmness of morning and of a sunrise. Too bad that day isn't today. So as I was/still am sprawled out on my bedroom floor, I ran across a college friends blog who I'm guessing has gotten into writing. I read one of her poems and couldn't help but let a huge smile engulf my face and have a few laughs snicker out of my lips. Below is the poem, I hope you enjoy. The funny thing is that many would like to take it as a joke but truth seems to be written all over it.

Girls are Ridiculous, Boys are Dumb

Please allow me to state

the fact that's widely known:

Girls are all ridiculous,

and all boys are just plain dumb.

He says he'll call tomorrow,

but he forgets and texts the next week.

She sits by the phone in sorrow,

only his texts to delete.

Girls always do just what they feel,

though they say the opposite of that.

All girls make things complicated,

and that is a proven fact.

Boys often flirt to no end,

and then just never make a move.

Boys often tend to lead girls on,

without any follow through.

Girls are all ridiculous,

and boys are just plain dumb--

often their two roles reverse,

adding greatly to the fun.

Girls, in nature, talk too much,

while boys will speak so rarely;

in conversation, little's said--

time wasted despairingly.

Girls send subtle signs and hints

that boys are too dense to catch--

thinking they can somehow help,

friends try to set up the match.

It is quite a wonder

how anything gets done,

as girls are just ridiculous,

and boys are just plain dumb.